Saturday, November 29, 2014

Travel Plans

E: I don't think England is possible right now... How about Connecticut, Maine, etc?

M: How about Canada, like East coast Canada?

E: I want tall, strong attractive men.

M: Let's find out where the tallest men are! The Netherlands!

E: We might as well just try to get to Scotland and Ireland.

M: Well then, Norway is next.

E: YES! Of Course! Let's go there!

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

A series of unrelated of conversations

Dec. 20th, 2012
Ellie has never seen Elf... remedying that right now!!! - M
I love that movie. - M's friend
If I could have stopped quoting it the entire time she probably would have liked it better... - M
You weren't THAT bad. - Ellie


Nov. 24th, 2012 @ 9:30pm
Who's idea was it to eat ice cream? I can't get warm!!!! :( - Ellie

Mine! :) - M


Nov. 15th 2012
Awake at 0415 on my day off.. I blame M. It's not her fault, I'm just blaming her. - Ellie
Not Fair Ellie - Ellie's Mom B
You're not here to stop me! :P - Ellie
Maybe not, but I will be. Don't pick on poor M. - Ellie's Mom B

Even with my Mom I lose. 


September 22nd, 2012
Photo of M looking up from her phone while we are out at one of our favorite spots:
M: What is with the grin? What were we talking about? Oh, wait...
Ellie: It's more like what text did you just receive.. Just saying 


Word of the day:

Word of the day heard at SE Waffles: Fuckerdoodles - Ellie (Me)

No, word of the day is: wubbering - M

November 26th, 2012 at 707pm SE Waffle Company, Juneau, Alaska

Standing on the corner in snow

"The things you do for friends. Involving cars, corners, and umm things. You owe me!"
November 28th, 2012 at 1025pm Juneau, Alaska 

My, my, my how time flies! :)

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Typhoid Mary

I got a new doctor, that I like.

E: I like doctors that actually engage with their patients and what not

M: I know! And she made me get a flu shot and TDAP, so I wouldn't become Typhoid Mary at the work

E: Typhoid Mary? Oh Goodness

M: she didn't make me, just said it would be good.

E: can I start calling you TM? ohhhh ™

M: No, she asked where I worked, and said it was a good idea not to get anything and share it with thousands of people

TM

tm
how did you get it to do that?
E: my computer is awesome
M: (TM)

fine

be that way

Sometimes I think E is only friends with me for future experience...

E: How was NYE?

M: no idea, I kind of got drunk enough to not remember anything past getting to the bar and dancing like a crazy person. woke up at my friends house in pajamas.... Think I have the flu too...
E: lol. you are my hero, I want to be able to do that
M: No, you don't
E: yes, just once I do. so that when one of my children do it I can understand and not want to kill them
M: (after filling E on on what else may or may not have happened, and she's laughing hysterically at me...) glad I amuse everyone. next time I stay soberer

Friday, May 23, 2014

Unrelated to Penis

Ellie: Make something good happen for yourself. Stop waiting.

M: I'm trying, that's the problem

Ellie:Make something unrelated to Penis happen in your life

M: That's what I've been trying to do!

Ellie: Try harder, refocus, meditate