Unrelated to Penis

Ellie: Make something good happen for yourself. Stop waiting.

M: I'm trying, that's the problem

Ellie:Make something unrelated to Penis happen in your life

M: That's what I've been trying to do!

Ellie: Try harder, refocus, meditate

SMH

Facebook Chat conversation:

Ellie: What time does the sun set there?

M: Evening time

Ellie: SMH

M: What does that mean again? Smart-mouthed Ho?

Ellie: LMAO! Shaking my head!

M: Oh. Ha!

I pretty much avoid using text shorthand, but maybe I should learn what it means...